"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."



"Romeo and Juliet is a Goddamn timeless template. I saw it set in Ireland with an all female cast and it still worked, one family was all lesbians and one was all dinosaurs. You just can't fuck it up. You dab your eyes at the end and wonder what is so wrong about the love of a lesbian for a dinosaur."



 

"If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever."






"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."



"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[pasdlgkhasdfasdf."



"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."






"Two rules to success in life. 1. Don't tell people everything you know."














"...and those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

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